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licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.
she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.
by miss ma’am July 25, 2021
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pen? which one?
by houyt February 18, 2022
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Piss Pen

SKÖL Bro 1: How was your date with Attention Peice?

SKÖL Bro 2: she let me Pop’er in the Piss Pan with my Piss Pen.
by TOTEMIR February 23, 2022
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clicked a pen

An idiom, generally used when referring to teachers, describes when a person looks extremely mad at someone else or yourself, and they (in their head) "click a pen", ready to write someone up, or explode on the offender later.
Did you see the way Mr. Rogers was looking at me? He totally just clicked a pen in his head.
by BlockBusterNG February 25, 2022
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Pen-pal

A predominately text based friendship. To be friends with someone over text but to ignore them in person
He’s more of a Pen-pal then a real friend
by TheWrong-Robin August 20, 2021
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Bull Pen

The group of chicks in a dude’s phone he only calls for booty calls.

Like the baseball reference; where the pitchers hang out, waiting to be called into the game.
The bar is closing soon and I haven’t hooked up yet. I might have to call the Bull Pen tonight.
by Fore Right June 4, 2021
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Pen knife

Dog shit. Used by old Londoners/Essex folk to describe a dogs mess.

(Half open a pen knife and lay it down and you’ll soon see the analogy).
Watch that pen knife boy
by Ed33 May 25, 2021
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