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Chin Paper

Toilet paper used to 'mop up', after sexual activities of facial nature.
Here's Chin Paper for when we've finished.
by Popdis March 12, 2011
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Toilet paper

If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.
He/she made a lot of money selling toilet paper and water online.
by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020
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toilet paper

something you use for sanitary reasons and is really hard to find due to corona
ugh toilet paper is so hard to find because of corona virus
by MasterofDictionarior March 21, 2020
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Scratch Paper

Someone who has an obsessive amount of tattoos that cover their body and have no meaning.
you: did you see her new tattoo?
me: which one? she's a scratch paper.
by SCOUPZ October 11, 2019
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Paper boss

A desk sitting pencil pusher who makes decisions on paper that affect real people's lives.
The paper boss saw a chance to pickup an extra contract so, we're now working double shifts and weekends for the foreseeable future.
by $#!+ #€@d August 23, 2019
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Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.
That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!
by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018
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toilet paper

That one item that was abused shortly after the first wave of Covid
Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.
by SuperNateParty July 3, 2021
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