Pull a nighthawk

When you take a dump in the middle of the night.

Person 1: *wakes up*
Person 2: what are you doing? It's 2 am."
Person 1: I'm going to pull a nighthawk

by Olivish February 20, 2015

Pull a Gabe

(verb) to purposefully avoid responsibilities despite knowing the burden it will have on colleagues or friends.

Hey John, are you coming into work today?
Nah. I'm gonna pull a Gabe and let someone else do it.
It's no wonder that you'll never get that promotion.

by LazyGabe June 6, 2015

Pulled a Kolchins

To always talk about getting together with local friends when you are in town, and then once you are in town you don't call them or give them advance notice, but post pictures of your local visit on social media

I remember discussing with Josh that we'd get together with the kids when he was in town, but he pulled a Kolchins and came and went without any notice he was around

by Ligity June 23, 2015

Pulling A Klebold

When you make a columbine joke at school and someone takes it serious. There fore leading you to be pulled out of class and being put into a psych ward

Person 1: Did you see Klebold being pulled out of class by the SWAT Team??

Person 2: Yup... He was Pulling A Klebold

by Natural_Selection August 11, 2017

Pulling A Daly

Working only 2 days a week with 5 days off yet stilling earning a full salary anyway you can.

Friend 1- Man, you haven't been at work lately.
Friend 2- Pulling a daly my friend.

by TheOriginalPAD February 11, 2010

Pull a zero

When you go number 2 without wiping afterwards.
Similar to a no wiper but you just don't check.

"When hearing Julio took 2 times to wipe after his shit, beating the current record, Damion went a step further and pulled a zero."

"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."

"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."

"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."

by smoolio April 2, 2022

Pulling a Gelhaus

When a white trash man gets angry and puff there chest out like a pigeon and points there nose out like a bird's beak. often found with a riddling peppermint pig .

that dude was so mad he started to pulling a gelhaus on me .

by kprichmond925 July 6, 2020