To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"
Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"
by Jarred Hale April 3, 2011
Get the Pulling A Jarredmug. by Andre Garcia III March 10, 2019
Get the pulling a jalenmug. Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
Get the crank pullmug. "HOLY SHIT THAT GUY JUST JUMPED LIKE 30 FEET THATS A NEW RECORD"
"But he fell back after he landed..."
"Ah shit. How could he Pull a Desmond?!?"
"But he fell back after he landed..."
"Ah shit. How could he Pull a Desmond?!?"
by 69 guy May 9, 2009
Get the Pull a Desmondmug. Person 1: Bro, can you find out if Sally is single?
Person 2: Nah man, she and I aren't talking anymore.
Person 1: You pulled a Kal, didn't you?
Person 2: Maybe
Person 1: -.-
Person 2: Nah man, she and I aren't talking anymore.
Person 1: You pulled a Kal, didn't you?
Person 2: Maybe
Person 1: -.-
by kerr2create November 26, 2014
Get the Pulled a Kalmug. To always talk about getting together with local friends when you are in town, and then once you are in town you don't call them or give them advance notice, but post pictures of your local visit on social media
I remember discussing with Josh that we'd get together with the kids when he was in town, but he pulled a Kolchins and came and went without any notice he was around
by Ligity June 23, 2015
Get the Pulled a Kolchinsmug. by cracking porkle July 23, 2017
Get the pulling a swiftymug.