Patrick Statement

A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.

Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement

by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018

patrick boobies

Boobies on Patrick Star’s body.

Patrick Boobies are cool!

by patrick boobies June 16, 2021

Patrick Beaulieu

A sexy man

WOw! This guy is such a Patrick Beaulieu

by Meanoldme April 8, 2022

Patrick Samaroo

A man who communicates only through musical numbers and interpretive dance moves, such as the eagle dance.

-Who is that in the corner over there?

-oh that's Patrick Samaroo, he is a little special.

by bigbigboi May 27, 2020

Patrick mahomes

The quarterback for the Kc chiefs, also known as the nigga that sounds like Elmo.

Patrick mahomes uncle Tom ass sounds like Elmo

by Jjanman12 October 7, 2018

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

Yooo lets get Patrick Shwavyd tonight, shit will be lit

by Ironic chronic December 17, 2019

Being a Patrick

A person- Who is always right, who must get in the last word, and a person who will argue until you walk away

I know today is Thursday, but the other person insist today is Friday in Japan, you are "Being a Patrick"

by Postal42 October 7, 2011