Erin Parker

Cracking young woman. Bit too tall for her own good, giraffe legs, massive tits.

Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.

Erin Parker? What a legend.

by comedian.org June 17, 2019

Ben Parker

Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent

“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews”

by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019

Parker

She is a badass beastwho has no chill she is smart and sometimes kind just don’t get in her bad side

Guy1-justin did you parker kick his ass
Justin- hell yah

by Sahhhh April 9, 2019

Parker

Parker is a guy that likes to send it sometimes they have there off days and sometimes they have there send days or sometimes they like to talk shit

Wow Look Parker is about to send ittt

by Dequavis kush April 15, 2019

Parker

a big bitch with huge titties and his phone is always dry

" Parker lost in fantasy this week because he's a hoe!"

by silasmanning7 September 25, 2019

Parker Johnpiere

A guy whos destiny is to lose a comp and eat a cum cracker.

Parker Johnpiere lost the comp!

by funnyguy694220 October 10, 2019

Parker

A beautiful snowman that’s always there for people, always knows what to say, sings really well and is a blessing to everyone on earth. He is also an angel who tries to wear a demon costume but it doesn’t fit and his halo keeps poking out, and the strongest person on this big round ball of dirt and suffering

“Did you hear about what Parker did?”

“Yeah, they’re still trying to put the corpses back”

by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. August 1, 2019