by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020
by Z2986 November 28, 2016
by paper eater September 19, 2022
by pseudonym54563563 March 28, 2015
A type of paper made from peni harvested from cadavers. Commonly used in books written by members of the illuminati. The most famous book ever to use penis paper was "Alex Wenz likes penis and had no swag."
by Alex_w.<3 8===> November 12, 2013
A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.
The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!
by Jackieboy17 July 11, 2017
Just finished a transaction with a paper cunt , can’t wait to fuck her and get may citizenship
That paper cunt price is too high for citizenship
That paper cunt price is too high for citizenship
by Wlr32 December 14, 2017