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Baby Cougar

(n.) a confident woman age 35-39 who is usually out of the club scene but like to go every once in a while just to turn up. She easily attracts men who are younger than she is because of her beauty, wisdom and drama-free lifestyle. She enjoys girl trips, dick deliveries, collecting vibrators, island baecations, getting dolled up for dinner dates, drinking wine at home, spa dates, cooking to old R&B, calm bars and lounges, and weekends having nasty sex and watching movies.
Girl 1: Did you see your mom dancing with that college boy last night?

Girl 2: Yes! He followed her around like a puppy dog all night!

Girl 1: She took him home! Girl, Yo mama is a baby cougar!
by Btwitsjennifer May 30, 2018
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Band Baby

A baby borne from multiple male band members sleeping with either a female band member or a female roadie, Usually the father is unknown and will remain so and the baby will be raised by the whole band.
Woman: "I slept with Jim, Shady and Rick and I have no clue who the father is."

Man: "Sounds like you're having a band baby."
by TheMsource December 18, 2012
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Bali Baby

I'm going to say this in words:

Bad bitch, baller , #PlayGirlGang

Also my alter ego.
Hater : there goes Laurie again, showing off
Laurie: BITCH, GET ON MY LEVEL.
Jealous girl: she a Bali Baby
by LittleLaurie April 24, 2020
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plug in baby

my plug in baby, crucifies my enemies

-Matthew Bellamy (Muse)
by blackj June 12, 2005
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Pretty baby

Wow, look at that girl walking down the street, what a pretty baby!
by SteveMor909 July 14, 2007
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Bitch baby

People who tend to bitch and complain about things that don't even matter in life. Also a person who act likes a baby or toddler.
Jim was acting like a bitch baby because he didn't get a text back.
by Keyshanae January 30, 2017
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baby giraffe

The name given to the pose one must adopt in the toilet after awakening with a {boner} and dying for a piss.
i.e. legs spread wide and upper torso bent foward at the hips.
So called because of the obvious resemblance to a baby giraffe struggling to get to its feet.
I woke up half-way thru' the night with a stiffy and spent half an hour in the bathroom doing a baby giraffe trying to have a piss.
by ant August 4, 2004
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