Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back

I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back

My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Tyler Plays Roblox July 17, 2022

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Once you go black, you'll never go back

Once you've experienced the soft brown skin and muscular arms
The full lips and the perfectly rythmic grind
The sexy voice and unfaltering self-assurance.
You can never go back to what you might have known before.

Once you go black, you'll never go back

Lisa: I have kissed the most handsome guy last night, I felt so protected in his arms.

Rachel: What did he look like?

Lisa: He was strong and dark and so handsome

Rachel: Oh Dear! You do know that once you go black, you'll never go back?!

by Andela September 29, 2012

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Beer then liquor, never sicker; liquor then beer, you’re in the clear

Popular and oft’ used term that the order in which alcohol is consumed makes a difference in how you feel. However, it ends up being the quantity of alcohol consumed.

Respected Canadian researchers found in multiple studies that those who drank beer then liquor drank way more so they got sicker and had a worse hangover. HENCE: Beer then liquor, never sicker; liquor then beer, you’re in the clear.

by yes juanito yes October 30, 2020

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i aint never seen two pretty best friends

its always one of them gotta be ugly

that guy w the creepy ass eyes : " i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly "

by leslie espanol November 17, 2020

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Liquor then beer, you’re in the clear; beer then liquor, never sicker

Popular and oft’ used term that the order in which alcohol is consumed makes a difference in how you feel. However, it ends up being the quantity of alcohol consumed.

Respected Canadian researchers found in multiple studies that those who drank beer then liquor drank more so they got sicker and had a worse hangover. HENCE: Liquor then beer, you’re in the clear; beer then liquor, never sicker.

by yes juanito yes October 30, 2020

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