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Netflix

Something to watch on your tv when you are depressed or pissed off at your parents and want to annoy them with "The Office" theme song. People love fucking while Netflix is playing in the background. And no one knows why.
Guy at school: bro, you wanna netflix and chill?
Random girl: hell no, get away from me creep!
by Professorsnapesasshole October 16, 2019
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Netflix

''Hey Netflix and chill?''
''Hell no.''
by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020
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NETFLIX Calzone

Noun (action)
Step 1: Organise a 'NETFLIX and Chill' night.
Step 2: Order a pizza.
Step 3: Take a slice of pizza and wrap it around you penis.
Step 4: Get your partner to eat the pizza off your penis.
"Guys, I need a skin graft on my dick."
"What the fuck did you do?"
"I got third degree burns while giving my girlfriend a NETFLIX Calzone."
by BallSniffa May 25, 2023
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Netflix and Swill

Watching Netflix alone with a massive amount of food.like the fat piece of shit that you are
What are you doing tonight? Eating takeaway alone, watching Netflix, Netflix and swill.
by PAUL COOPS October 2, 2016
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netflix

the best thing ever invented. it’s meant to express your feeling to others. for example, if you are in love with someone and they ask you to watch netflix with them, i’d go with some friends. maybe the one with all the kissing? it would be a great opportunity. everybody loves nextflix.
Sentence Example: I’m addicted to this show on netflix.
by marrrrrrrrrrr February 23, 2018
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Netflix

Ghetto Streaming Platform that’s billions of dollars in debt and no longer nothing else of value while known to cancel the good shows to fund crappy movies but yet keep the shows that no one cares or talk about with a few exceptions. You know what I’m talking about.
Netflix is no longer worth it with the titles they have and it’s so ghetto because people in the hood make it ghetto by using strangers accounts and passing out logins like flyers.
by Don't get me in trouble April 24, 2021
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Netflix

The streaming service that loves to ruin all the shows loved by other generations
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Avatar: The Last Airbender
Person 2: The movie on Netflix? It's great!
Person 1: ...New topic. Have you seen Death Note?
Person 2: That movie is great too!
Person 1: *Dies of Cringe*
by Aight now.... February 25, 2022
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