When you are wiping your ass and your finger slips off the paper causing you to scrap your fingernail against your asshole. - hence the name brown nailing
Person 1: hey bro what took you so long in there?
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...
by Groundsack101 August 8, 2021
Get the brown nailingmug. by JAYDOS September 9, 2013
Get the coke nailsmug. by Nail salon it’s May 8, 2021
Get the Nail salonistmug. Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.
Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!
Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!
Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.
Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!
Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!
Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.
Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!
Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010
Get the Nail Timbermug. by UhYaDatway November 29, 2021
Get the Nailsmug. A very rare and exciting item to find. Can be used as an item of food. Some people use them as ornaments or as lucky charms.
''WOAH! Dude i just found a Rat toe nail!'' Said Mystic ''Cool, want to eat it ?'' excitedly responded Ruthra.
by Ruthraz July 19, 2018
Get the Rat toe nailmug. When you have long painted nails. Doesn’t matter if they’re real or fake nails. If they long (or longer-ish) and painted, you have bitch nails and you’re automatically a bad ass bitch.
Becky was feeling a little down. She was about to cry, but then she looked down and saw her bitch nails and remembered who tf she was.
by candlesniffingpineconeclub July 16, 2022
Get the Bitch nailsmug.