nottingham

A city with no identity. It's not northern, it's not southern, it's not upper or lower class. It's painfully small and suburban yet it still manages to be one of the most dangerous cities in the country.

"Do you want to go to a gig tonight seeing as there's so many venues in the city?"

"I would but Nottingham never even turns up on any tour lists"

by Zachary May 20, 2005

Nottingham Forest fans

Bunch Of Idiots Who Support The Rubbishest Team In The Midlands =.

Derby County Football Club For Life.

Nottingham Forest Fans

Build A Fire
Build A Fire
Put The Forest On The Top
Put The Leicester In The Middle
And We'l Burn The F**Kin Lot
WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO OH DERBY WE LOVE YOU.

by ..Lauren... November 18, 2006

Nottingham Back Rub

The Nottingham Back Rub was named after Sam Nottingham, said to be a descendent of Robin Hood himself and perhaps even conceived in the City of Nottingham (granted city charter by Queen Victoria in 1897). The power invested in this particular back rub is like nothing of it's species. Nottingham back rub's can be given during a particular person's time of need, or even just in a friendly greeting that needs a special zing to differentiate it from other greetings. Nottingham was, and is still said to be (unanimously agreed by all who know or have heard of him) the nicest guy ever born.

However, a Nottingham Back Rub given by an unworthy person or for an unworthy reason comes off as completely pedophiliac or even homoerotic. Don't abuse it's power, it will not work.

-Colin: I was feeling horribly down on myself after slipping in the rain and spraining my foot on my car's wheel, but Sam's Nottingham Back Rub cheered me up immediately.

Steve: You won't be able to lose that boyish grin the rest of the night, will you?

-AJ: I got caught with weed, AGAIN. I sure could use a good Nottingham Back Rub right about now.

by kappafratstar December 9, 2010

nothinging

The act of doing nothing, the verb associated with a complete lack of action.

No, I was tired and spent the whole time nothinging.

by ContinuumTransfunctioner November 1, 2010

The nothing box

The act of doing something unproductive (watching tv, playing video games, etc) while having other work that is unfinished (school work, paperwork, etc)

Damn, I’ve been in the nothing box all day.

by LucyLulu3267 January 18, 2018

captain prove-nothing

Jackass that, during warm-ups, always runs ~50 meters ahead of everyone else. They are usually the worst placed person on the team.

Hey Captain Prove-Nothing! Get your ass back here!!

by sam August 2, 2006

sex nothings

sweet nothings uttered during sex. From sex + (sweet) nothings.

The wife is fond of her hubby's sex nothings.

by uttam maharjan November 16, 2010