ur mum gey

lol

ur mum gey lol

by iTz Mason SEE4 YTUBE May 17, 2018

shank your mum

To shove a large, vainy, hard, wet, dick up someone’s mum making her scream at the top of her lungs ‘I’m going to cum!!’

I’m going to shank your mum! I’ll shove my hard, vainy, large, wet dick your mum and she will be screaming ‘I’m going to cum’

by TopShagger4 September 24, 2018

the farm mums gc

everyone is so lovely and amazing, they plan to own a 1.5 million euro farm with many pets and animals. truely the best friends a person could ask for.

the farm mums gc is the most wholesome gc on stan twitter

by daisythekitten November 10, 2020

so'z your mum

relatively usefull comback to anything that is thrown at you. Usually used by people who are dumb and have trouble staying on the toilet.

Harry: Your a fucking wanker Terry!
Terry: So'z your mum
Harry: My mum is dead Terry
Terry: So'z your mum, aww look i fell off the toilet

by fuck_ma_arse_ah April 26, 2009

Your mum's watching!

A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.

The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.

Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.

*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL

by no_this_guy March 3, 2011

marshmallow your mum

don’t worry i didn’t listen either

i’ll marshmallow your mum, dan

i’m sure that’s a disgusting sex act
don’t look that up on urban dictionary

by you don’t know me October 8, 2020

ur mum gai

the most insulting insult ever known to man

person1: hey look where your going

person2: ur mum gai
person1: immediately dies

by SlickWiliam March 30, 2019