minnesota

the awesome state of 5 million people wait a minute 5 million people that means that our one city of milwauke has more people then the lame state of minnesota and also more beer, fun, and smart people (the uw any of them really) thats problably why people from minnesota go to the uw i mean who wants a gopher as a mascot

( 1 person says in funny minnesota acsent)what are we going today

( 2 person in funney minnesota acsent) i dont know lets go make a ice sculpture

(1 person) sure but is it cold and frigid enough

by uw panther August 22, 2011

Minnesota

The worst place to visit and/or live due to all of the following:
1.) Large Mosquitoes EVERYWHERE
2.) Clouds conquer the sky
3.) So flat you can watch your dog run away for 3 days!
4.) So cold, suicide is an option for everyone
5.) Attractive women are more rare than winning the lottery
6.) All their sports teams SUCK
7.) People there think Camouflage is a fashion
8.) There actually is a word called UFTA they commonly use. (there is 8 different ways to spell that dumb word)
9.) There are only 2 seasons in a year not 3...Cold as F$%# and road construction
10) Minnesotans believe 10 degrees is a good day during winter

The few reasons to visit MN
1.) MOA (Mall of America)
2.) Nice people
3.) enjoy the wacky accents

Adj: To describe something very unpleasant

(Guy 1) I want to go to Minnesota.
(Guy 2) And why do you hate your life?

Adj: (Guy 1) My girlfriend just dumped me

(Guy 2) She was a minnesota anyway, you can do 100X better!

by t-bone-baller July 29, 2009

Minnesota

Only Filipinos will understand this.
Although it is spelled as Minnesota, this word is a short cut and should actually be spelled as Minisota.

My + INternet + IS + SO + TAgal = MINISOTA.

(Tagal is Filipino for slow)

Tobi: Yo! Watch this youtube video! It's so funny man!!
Chelsea: Sure!
....10 minutes later
Tobi: SO FUNNY RIGHT?
Chelsea: Dude, di pa tapos..
Tobi: Still loading?
Chelsea: Yeah! Minnesota today!! :((

by Twoahbi November 21, 2010

Minnesota

1.The southernest point of canada actually intruding into the continental us
2. A place where people take pride in their state that noone cares about
3.State of two seasons winter and fall
4. Home of the twin cities which are both completly lame
5. State of 10,000 nasty lakes that only a fool would enjoy going in
6. Two races, white people and east african muslims
7. People who claim they dont talk like fargo
8. The mall of america which i would be happy if a terrorist destroyed
9. People who turn on their ac when its 60 degrees
10. The Vikings who suck balls and wear a gay purple, the twins who play on their football field in the worst stadium in the mlb, and the timberwolves who after losing kevin garnet will not be relevent for the next 10 years

take a trip to the twin cities and try to have fun.... I DARE YOU.
Talk to someone from minnesota and hear their stupid canadian accent they claim they dont have.

by AlexAitch November 17, 2007

minnesota lawnmower

the use of one's big toes to remove foreign objects from one's ear.

sheila: "i think their is something in my ear."

jason: "have you heard of the minnesota lawnmower?"

by Minnesota kid October 10, 2008

Minnesota Hotdish

To blow your load in a women and then go down on her to get her to orgasm.

James lost his control and blow his load in Janet. Seeing she didn't get off James pulled a Minnesota Hotdish.

by ssmachinist October 7, 2008

minnesota pancakes

the act of vomiting, ejaculating, urinating, excreting and spitting onto a womans chest, before then allowing her to ejaculate, urinate, defocate, vomit, spit and menstruate onto you chest then having sex, spreading the disgusting mixture all over akin to syrup in a pancake

also known as minnesota flapjacks and minnesota ice cream sandwitch

guy 1-i gave my girlfriend minnesota pancakes last night
guy 2-whats minnesota
guy 1-who cares i shit on her
(guy 2 leaves)

by Evchod December 31, 2010