Minecraft 

Hard anal sex using shit water as a loobricant. Then putting a wrench in a hamsters mouth as you proceed to molest it's ass with hot sauce. Then you sperm on bread and feed it to your dog as a treat after giving it a blow job. Usally last 2 days of nonstop gorilla ass fucking.

I did Minecraft for 2 days in a row.

Minecraft by Brosnice23gta5 November 14, 2022

minecraft 

in minecraft, you craft mines.

I like minecraft

minecraft by HOLAAAAA AMIGAS November 28, 2022

Minecraft 

A game played and enjoyed by people of all age groups, its utility serves purposes no matter how based or cringe they are, it is a timeless classic of a game

Q: Have you heard of the Youtuber Dream who plays Minecraft?

A: The same one whose fanbase is filled with the most deranged children on the planet? Yes, I have heard of him.

Minecraft by The Based Librarian December 19, 2022

Minecraft 

An extremely overrated and boring game hyped up by man babies.

Guy 1: Minecraft is a good game.
Guy 2: It's overrated as fuck, you idiot.

Minecraft by NickTheWeeb December 23, 2022

minecraft 

an interesting game that you must play, minecraft worlds are all made by blocks.

"what is the funniest game?"
"minecraft"

minecraft by yoyo_the_mcg_a_m_e_r January 4, 2023

Minecraft 

A funny block game used by funny block people

Hey man i heard you were playing minecraft! Yeah i like this funny block game with funny block people

Minecraft by toaster_man420 February 3, 2023

MINECRAFT 

A video game where you mine and craft it kinda says it IN THE NAME

Person 1: I play minecraft
Person 2: ME TOO

MINECRAFT by Creatorcod February 14, 2023