Mildred Pierce

Heavy ass song by Sonic Youth consisting of extremely fast shifting of power chords and heavily distorted guitar riffs

Playing Mildred Pierce on Guitar is a good way to develop Anemia caused by blood loss from the fingers.

by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023

500 mile rule

The amount of distance it takes to prove your love for a broad.

Lover: I walked 5500 F***ing miles to see this girl!
Friend: Wow... You just passed the 500 mile rule! You're set for life!

by theherkman August 12, 2011

the mildred effect

When someone thinks they're hot shit because they've slept with 1 person, and now believe they are sex masters. Common among recently de-virginized high-school students.

Dave: What's up with Jeff, he seems a little too confident after banging Alice only once.
Mike: Oh yeah, that's The Mildred effect. Kid lost his virginity, and now he's the self-proclaimed "man."

by King Torch January 2, 2016

rusty mildred

A rusted stripper poll corroded by stripper juices

I need to get a tetanus shot after grinding on that rusty mildred

by Strip$ January 19, 2016

west side east midleons

the name of a urban group in the west side of the east midlands. it can be put into an action by withdrawing the thumb of the right hand and crossing the two middle fingers of the right hand to form a "W". Then as the member of the gang or the public do this action they tip the hand to form an "E" then an "M" (to the onlooker). All this is done whilst saying westside east midleo'ns(midlands in a french accent). the french accent is derrived form the rumurs that there are french members in the gang

Yo mo fo! I is from the West side East Midleons

by James Watson December 8, 2004

sitting at mile high stadium

When a girl rides a large penis; causing her to rise to high altitudes

Guy 1: Hey you want to go to the bar later?

Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.

by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009

St. Mildreds

A school where you need to pay for good grades and to get anywhere in life. If you come out as gay they out you to your family before sending you away. All the rich white snobs go here and always end up at strippers or no good wanna-bees.

Free therapy should be offered to everyone who goes here

Did you go to St. Mildreds? That explains a lot

by ew a dick May 7, 2021