Messowek

When you use your parent's massage machine to masturbate.

I'm horny, i'm going in my room to messowek.

by Mukariumisonitodo January 24, 2019

Missourin

A person from Missouri.

Bob: Yo Chris. You hear about that Renee chick?
Chris: Yeah I heard she is Missourin.

by Unknownjoker123 March 2, 2019

munson'd

To be mocked following an unfortunate event or situation.

"You've been munson'd mate".

"That girl last night pissed off after all the drinks I bought her. She munson'd me right off".

by ozpseudo July 10, 2019

Missouri Western University

A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.

Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?

by Boof lord September 20, 2019

Muskowalligan

A fucking dumbass

Your a muskowalligan

by Cyklic September 25, 2019

muskowalligan

One of if not THE biggest dumbass in the fucking world

Your a muskowalligan

by Cyklic September 25, 2019

missouri jack hammer

it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer

did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks

by oh s d kill January 22, 2020