Mr Jezz

The bitch who hides at the back during paintball

'Look at Mr Jezz, with his campfire and tent up, hiding at the back'

by Jezz's fan club May 21, 2013

Mr Blobby

A very much REAL, carnivorous blob of jelly-like substance. Mr Blobby has the ability to grow, shrink or change shape at will but generally looks like a slimy beanbag with two stick-like arms. He is extremely bad tempered and has a tendency to attack first, ask questions later. (or never) He was formed by the tears of a young girl who had recently had her heart broken. Mr Blobby popped into existence, ATE HER TORMENTOR and from that day on became INVINCIBLE!

WATCH OUT MR BLOBBY IS COMING TO EAT YOU! OM NOM NOM!

by Loren P September 20, 2013

mr flores

Another word for "pedophile" its more polite and isnt as inimidating of a word when said to people

Josh:What happened Anthony?
Anthony:I was hurt emotionally and physically by a Mr flores

by Jason z February 1, 2014

Mr.Whiskers

A cat that dreams of genocide. He longs to speak with his owner (Slave), so that he may continue his plans for world domination. He is usually an arrogant cat that gets pissy when not tended to immediately. He only likes him chin scratched 3 times every hour or he will cut you.

Damn it Mr.Whiskers!

by BlissfulLadyNina July 13, 2016

Mr. Comatose

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.

"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."

by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 14, 2017

Mr. Sommerville

A hated person with an overload of sass who is very annoying. He is also very short, and typically bald.

OMG Mr. Sommerville just posted another porno.

by asdfgyujm, May 27, 2018

mr.platz

A Big man with a huge, nice, round booty. A Mr.Platz is a man with confidence and the biggest smile in the hole world. He is in the best shape and Is alllllllll thick boi

Most might say Mr.Platzes are stud muffins, but I think they are all sexy young men ready to be ridden. They like to save money, but spend it on things that they want or want to give
They drive nice cars and they get all the singles looking at them.

To sum it all up...BIG DICK.

Girl: THATS A NICE ASS
Other girl: yea he’s a Mr.Platz

by THICKDICKBOI November 7, 2018