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Kenny Logic

A liquor/narcotics influenced idea that makes total sense to the speaker, but in reality, is flat out retarded
Ted Bundy got away with rape for a while, that means I can rape a few and be fine. This is Kenny Logic
by Liam Kenny December 6, 2023
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Pub Logic

A warped method of reasoning and debating technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are used at the expense of actual evidence. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.
Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs."
Harry: "That's a bit of pub logic!"
by Ant1234 November 8, 2012
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TE Logic

When upper managements logic is completely illogical.
Bro, that TE logic has me so confused, do they actually know what goes on here?
by DasTEMan October 23, 2022
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I'm Just Toastin-logic

I'm just Toastin-logic
by Postago October 6, 2025
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Double Edged Logic

When someone says something that is hypocrytical to them but uses it as a arguement for another.
"Stop assuming all people are bad, everyone has helped me, but youre just making it worse"

"Bro thats double edged logic"
by Gow123 September 12, 2020
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