water logging

The act of turning on the sink of bathtub so no one can hear you take a shit. Whether it be in the next room because of paper thin walls or the neighbors in the apartment next to yours.

Taylor: Why did you turn the water on when you went into the bathroom? I know you didn't wash your hands for twenty minutes.

Phil: I was ummm washing my hair.

mark: Admit it you were water logging!

Phil: Alright I drank a lot last night you happy?

by with everything October 30, 2009

log sheet

A device charter schools use so students can log their school work that they dont do.

My mom beats me when i dont fill out my log sheet.

I'm gonna murder the cock sucker that invented log sheets.

by ComptonAssJoe September 14, 2006

Log off

To dump your girl.

Edward:Hey ima log off that chick Dorothy
Charlie:Yeah she ugly.

by The Goblinn March 18, 2009

steaming log

a log of shit straight as it emerges from the asshole

dylan: mmmm that smells like one warm tasty log of shit, a steaming log

by testickle March 19, 2008

Log Driver

The log driver is a sexual act that involves a woman or man, lying on their back, with their legs over their head, and spreading their eager buttocks open with their wanting hands. "The logger" then sites on the mN TOans or woman's buttocks, and defecates, or drives a log, in to the man's/woman's cavity.

"I brought John home last night, and he logged drived the shit into me"
OR
"I went out dancing with Rick last night, and then when we got back to my place, we did the Log Driver's Waltz. It was different."

by DoubleUp October 10, 2009

Over Logging

Jacking yourself after you've reached your climax.

Jerome: I overlogged last night!

Others: Over Logging is strange, ewww!

by Insert it into the hole March 31, 2009

Log In The Woodburner

euph. A genteel expression of one's urgent need got a sit down lavatory adventure.

'And God said unto Noah, I will bring a great flood upon the earth to destroy the corruption and evil that I hath created. Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and the length of the ark shalt be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height thirty cubitss. And you shall fill it with all the animals of the earth; the fowls after their kind, the cattle after their kind and every creeping thing of the ground by his kind, two of every sort shall come unto you, to keep them alive. And Noah said unto the Lord, I'll get it started in a minute once I've had a shite, only I've got a log in the woodburner at the moment' (Genesis 6:13-15)

by Killaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2010