Ride the lightning

Taking cocaine at the third plateau of dextromethorphan (DXM)

He's mixing mixing dxm and coke? He's really gonna ride the lightning.

by Swagmoder May 27, 2022

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Ride the Lightning

The act of vigorously stroking your partner's penis between two rubber balloons until his pubes stand on end before stopping and quickly sitting on the charged penis which first shocks the outer edges of the orifice before being buried deep inside.

Man 1: I finally made my girl ride the lightning last night?

Man 2: You executed her?

Man 1: No, but I executed her ass!

by RichardMuscle July 26, 2022

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Ride the lightning

To get tased by a taser, especially by a cop. Past tense: Rode the lightning

The cop told me I was going to ride the lightning if I kept trying to run.

by mynameajeffe August 2, 2022

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Drawing Tits on Lightning McQueen

To take the easy way out, particularly by using humor to shy away from reality or vulnerability.

“I want to create serious and introspective art, but I keep drawing tits on Lightning McQueen.”

by good egg June 27, 2024

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Trevor's Lightning

By which something is obliterated; totally destroyed beyond recognition.

Trevor's Lightning refer's to the hypothetical weather phenomenon which poses the question, "What if all the Lightning on Earth struck the same place at once?" Named after the man who posed the question, Trevor Jones. In which, the subsequent bolt, would be comparable to a Nuke.

"Your ass is gonna be Trevor's Lightning."
"Man I'm so hungry, that food is gonna be Trevor's Lightning."
"Did you see the demolition site? It's practically Trevor's Lightning."

by thewindvane June 30, 2025

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