lavanche

A spicy shit sliding down the cleavage of a woman.

Damn, that bitch got lavanched.

Scott Basso lavanched that chick.

by ToddLavanche23 October 17, 2012

lavanya

lavanya is a beautiful name and it’s very unique but don’t let her good looks and brains distract you for her furry side she is a crazy, cat ear type girl but she is one you want to keep around.

person 1: who is that girl standing in the corner with cat ears on?
person2: that’s obviously lavanya.

by heyyyy hey hey January 29, 2021

lavalier

To put your letters on a girl. While this normally involves the impermanent, like a necklace, and symbolizes pre-pre-marriage, (see dating), the lavalier is a time honored tradition with application outside of jewelry, (see brand, branding, greeked, greeking).
Similar to branding, the apprentice, (beginner, novice), to lavaliering uses any digit, (fingers or toes), immediately available to recent ejaculate and draws one's letters on the lavaliese, (girl to be lavaliered or girl receiving lavaliering). Practice enhances speed and potential for success: success elevates practitioners.
Journeyman: The lavalier uses his lesser mind, (dick), instead of digits to draw his letters on lavaliese(s). Success, (difficult, especially on a girl prepared for tomfoolery), prepares one for artisan level lavaliering.
The artisan uses no hands, only epic, full body engagement of drawing upon the lavaliese: fantastically difficult, this is the last step before mastery.
Mastery: the lavaliese, knowledgeable of intent and willing, (who must be sober for lavalier to be considered a master), takes your love truncheon and draws your letters herself...on herself...on behalf of the now master lavalier.
The master lavalier can lavalier any girl at any of the 4 levels of lavaliering, and is likely to have a chair position in any brotherhood.

(Highly recommended one does not use these words if one aims to be a master. Simplicty withholds mastery from the undeserving.)

Lavalier: "Oh baby I love you so much and if you love me you'll take my schtick and greek yoself."

Lavaliese: "Oh baby I love you so much let me get that fo you."

- Lavaliese takes recently spent friction generator and applies the liquid energy to her body in form of lavalier's intensely meaningful greek letters: a win for every brother.

(Jewelry is of a moment; the lavalier lasts forever. (The act itself, not every lavalier (read energy giver) lasts as long as every other))

by Elric21 July 30, 2012

Lavalanche

The act of taking a shit, and drilling a cavity into the shit with your penis. Then, you cum in the cavity, and you, or your partner consume it in one bite.

I heard Andres had a lavalanche last night.

Nick got sick from too much lavalanche.

by Varv September 30, 2012

lavada

Lavada is a definition of a bad bitch head strong and successful

Lavada Swan

by Ggghjkgjjkjfb April 24, 2021

Lavana

ghetto project chick that babysits , braids hair and sells drugs all out the same house with 50 baby daddies

DAYYYUM , look at that ghetto ass hood bitch n all them kids , shes such a Lavana !

by The99Dragonz April 18, 2009

Lavanous

Used for making sentences sound better, and more fancy lavanous generally means epic or l33t.

You can just make it mean what ever you want to, but it sounds just as awesome.

Pronounced: "Lav-a-nus"

"This table is quite lavanous."

"Isn't today lavanous?"

"That corndog on the floor looks lavanous"

by Minggo October 7, 2008