When you take home a biddy on Friday or Saturday after the club, she stays over, then you hit it one more time in the morning, and, while as you are coming, she realizes she is late for brunch with all her single girl friends.
Yo, shawty was hobbling to the bathroom with cum dripping da ass, screaming: “I’m late for brunch.. I’m late for brunch !!”
by RonJon2000 August 27, 2022

by Schmick69 April 10, 2020

A state in which a person or persons may experience excessive tiredness, light headedness and possibly confusion.
Subjects often find themselves laughing at what would normally be unfunny to 'nose exhalable' jokes and humour, similar to an effect of marijuana.
Most commonly caused by many hours of playing video games.
Late Night Delirium is most commonly experienced between the hours of 2AM & 6AM although 'LND' can be experienced at any hour of the day.
Subjects often find themselves laughing at what would normally be unfunny to 'nose exhalable' jokes and humour, similar to an effect of marijuana.
Most commonly caused by many hours of playing video games.
Late Night Delirium is most commonly experienced between the hours of 2AM & 6AM although 'LND' can be experienced at any hour of the day.
by Jupe_ September 16, 2024

Bro: You see there’s a hard seltzer by Corona?
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.
by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020

by fast yello January 24, 2023

When the volunteer editors at Urban Dictionary repeatedly decide not to publish your fantastical definition of a penis bra (similar to face bra), just because they sell those gaiters for their capitalistic gain.
You urban dictionary late capitalist, don't you realize that selling penis bras would more than redouble your sales?
by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 9, 2025
