The act of turning on the sink of bathtub so no one can hear you take a shit. Whether it be in the next room because of paper thin walls or the neighbors in the apartment next to yours.
Taylor: Why did you turn the water on when you went into the bathroom? I know you didn't wash your hands for twenty minutes.
Phil: I was ummm washing my hair.
mark: Admit it you were water logging!
Phil: Alright I drank a lot last night you happy?
Phil: I was ummm washing my hair.
mark: Admit it you were water logging!
Phil: Alright I drank a lot last night you happy?
by with everything October 30, 2009
Get the water loggingmug. My mom beats me when i dont fill out my log sheet.
I'm gonna murder the cock sucker that invented log sheets.
I'm gonna murder the cock sucker that invented log sheets.
by ComptonAssJoe September 14, 2006
Get the log sheetmug. by The Goblinn March 18, 2009
Get the Log offmug. The log driver is a sexual act that involves a woman or man, lying on their back, with their legs over their head, and spreading their eager buttocks open with their wanting hands. "The logger" then sites on the mN TOans or woman's buttocks, and defecates, or drives a log, in to the man's/woman's cavity.
"I brought John home last night, and he logged drived the shit into me"
OR
"I went out dancing with Rick last night, and then when we got back to my place, we did the Log Driver's Waltz. It was different."
OR
"I went out dancing with Rick last night, and then when we got back to my place, we did the Log Driver's Waltz. It was different."
by DoubleUp October 10, 2009
Get the Log Drivermug. by testickle March 19, 2008
Get the steaming logmug. by Insert it into the hole March 31, 2009
Get the Over Loggingmug. When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class or meeting in Lincoln Hall his/her erection is called a 'Lincoln Log'.
CDT X: "Have you seen those paintings in Lincoln Hall?"
CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."
CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."
CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."
CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."
by J Company, 5th Regiment March 6, 2013
Get the Lincoln Logmug.