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bro-loading

not disimilar to carbo-loading; instead of pasta you feed your bro (or brah) a heap of positive affirmations just before a big race/interview/event. excessive bro-loading can lead to a bromance and, if left unchecked, the word can take on a whole new meaning...
bro 1: bro, i'm going out with that way hot chick tonight!

bro 2: no way bro! you got this, ur gonna slay that babe. seriously, she has no idea what's coming. you've got the job, the car, the looks, and your dissertation on the tragic death of Paul Walker was gripping yet nuanced. i almost feel like she doesn't deserve you...

bro 1: dammit, you're right, i am gonna slay that babe. thanks for the timely bro-loading! what would i ever do without you?
by @nimbly_jimbly July 13, 2016
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Loaded Dangler

The feeling of a piece of poop shooting out of your intestines and into your rectum.
My turd was so big that I had a Loaded Dangler.
by FreshDangler April 6, 2016
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Load the dock

When a circumcised man uses the foreskin of another man's uncircumcised penis to jack himself off until he ejaculates.
He had never touched his wiener to another wiener and though tonight he would go all out and load the dock.
by innovayahead November 16, 2014
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Load Slobber

Tommy is SUCH A LOAD SLOBBER
Also is Taco Bell available
by AD Kuttin Up March 28, 2021
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loaded cart

When a person passes cum out of their ass during a fart.
Hours after my boyfriend dropped his load in my ass, I totally carted in my panties. He gave me a loaded cart.
by Bloodstaingirl June 22, 2016
mugGet the loaded cartmug.

Load dropping

When someone hijacks your upload to gain Intel.
I was getting mentally uploaded and someone started load dropping me.
by Jedsall July 10, 2022
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Loaded insult

Guy 1: Man Ashanti's sister is hot...considering that she's on her fifth trip through the buffet line.

Guy 2: Man, what a loaded insult...but you're right man.
by rhea9914 January 7, 2008
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