lizard squading

The act of fucking around and getting caught.

Lizard Squading. Hallelujah.

by Lizard Squading March 26, 2015

speed lizard

(n.) a person who does things in an unconventional time or order. (derogatory)

you brushed your teeth before 10pm. what a speed lizard.

by tranley corq September 07, 2021

Arizona lizard

when you leave your dick out in the sun for days on end until it resembles lizard skin

"I was out so long i got a bad case of Arizona lizard!"

by Goofius Ah August 10, 2022

pike lizard

a sleezy women along the pike that only steve would pick up

prostitude

steves women

pike lizard

by woffman June 23, 2010

grant lizard

A university professor (usually tenured) who offers his low-quality research by going from national agency to national agency usually selling old research or whatever the grant coordinator want to hear.

That PhD student just got trapped by a grant lizard.

by A_real_scientist_ June 09, 2018

Yacht lizard

Same as a lot lizard but try to get on yachts vs semis

Look at those yacht lizards waiting for a guy to get on his yacht.

by Maria1992 September 08, 2023

Blue lizard

A shot mixed with vodka, blue snapps, and the bartenders pee.

Danny went and ordered a blue lizard and got fucked up.

by Lengiuni December 24, 2022