Skip to main content

Audrey Kitching

Audrey is an internet scene queen who is most popular for having pink hair. She does a lot of promotion and partner work on/with the social networking site Buzznet. Her modeling is always under great criticism, but whether you love her or hate her, she does not seem to be going away anytime soon. Her grammar and spelling are an embarrassment - even to an uneducated person. She has been very lucky to walk the runway for fashion designer Jared Gold, especially given that she is only 5'4". Some people say that she is a wanna be factory girl - she and Linda Strawberry did a performance piece that was once displayed in the Andy Warhol museum.
Audrey Kitching is a pink haired model in L.A. She is far too skinny and should put less food on her head and more in her mouth.
by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009
mugGet the Audrey Kitching mug.

kitchens

A nickname for the holdem hand ten three (T-3) offsuit, a term used by many prominent online poker players, and coined by the professional online poker player Jamie Armstrong, aka pokerjamers
I flatted his three bet with kitchens, and he got really mad when he saw what I had when I flopped the full house.
by driverseati November 3, 2012
mugGet the kitchens mug.
it's the most hot girl on planeth earth. internet celebrity. every boy loves her. every girl hates her. she has awesome pictures. a hot body. piercings. beautiful eyes. great smile.
marie caroline lufkin kitching is my friend on Facebook.
by anthony wong May 31, 2010
mugGet the marie caroline lufkin kitching mug.

Kitchenlessness

A person or family who have no kitchen to store & prepare their food.

Often they are also bathroomless, that means every so ften things get shitty, bedroomless which makes it hard to sleep right leading to not thinking right, livingroomless so that means televisionless and finally this quite often becomes the leading cause of couchlessness and finally, just plain houseless aka homeless. The benefit of becoming rentless or even leaseless gets quickly outweighed by the dire trap of pantryless. Commonly, next is razorless where studies have shown is the immediate cause of joblessness resulting in chronic moneylessness surrounded by a lethal unplanned stretch of friendlessness.
Well at least they have a place to sleep even though technically, without a kitchen they are kitchenless which means they will be suffering in a state of kitchenlessness.
by Su8LiMe1 October 4, 2021
mugGet the Kitchenlessness mug.

1st West Gelston Kitchenette

To assert his power over his residents, said Resident Assistant will lock the hall kitchen for no reason.

1. A kitchen that is off-limits, unless you are in power, or a vagina talking to the man in power.

2. A room that gets locked for no reason

3. A wrongful exploitation of someone with inferior authority.
(n) 1.

Authority: (To girls trying to enter the kitchen) Sorry girls, but that room is locked to all.

Girls: Can we PLEASE use it!?!? We both have vaginas and will talk to you if you let us!

Authority: You shoulda said that from the start!!

(v) 2.

Man: So I accidentally 1st West Gelston Kitchenette'd my dorm room last night, since the girl i brought back was prude and didn't put out...

(v) 3.

Brother 1: Dude... I don't want to do the dishes.... brother 2.... do them for me, or i'll beat you!

Brother 2: MOM!! Brother 1 is trying to 1st West Gelston Kitchenette me into doing his chores!
by 1st West Gelston Resident February 16, 2010
mugGet the 1st West Gelston Kitchenette mug.

Ketchen-ism

Adjective: describes someone doing something that they and only them could do
Someone put batteries in the fridge
“Yup that’s a ketchen-ism”
by Jt44 March 13, 2022
mugGet the Ketchen-ism mug.

Kitchenware sexuality

Is were your attracted to kitchenware such as pans, toasters, fridges and others you are kitchenware sexuality
you: hey my sexuality is kitchenware
me: so your sexually attracted to fridges and toasters
you: yes exactly kitchenware sexuality
me: never come to my house again i'm hiding my kitchenware
by SATANSCHILDBITCH June 16, 2020
mugGet the Kitchenware sexuality mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email