Kennywood's open!

from the Pittsburgh area, when the zipper of your jeans is down, an 'open fly'. 'Kennywood' refers to a local amusement park.

Kennywood's open! You workin' the hotdog stand?

by markimusb November 11, 2007

Kentucky Fried Asshole

The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".

Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.

It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.

Dave: Why do you walk like that?
Eddy: I have Kentucky Fried Asshole

by Dr Suffering June 16, 2010

kentucky pepper shaker

When a man shakes ground pepper in a girls face while hes fucking her and the sneezing fit causes her pussy or ass to convulse in a extremely pleasurable way for the man.

"Hit o girl with the Kentucky pepper shaker last night. Her pussy did my cock like it was squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube."

by Whiteboy502 April 15, 2016

Kreepy Kenny

noun- awkwardly awkard; one who always knows the wrong thing to say; the type of person you hide your children from, and also your dog, and cat; socially awkward; so creepy that the C wasnt enough.

If you were a Kreepy Kenny, on your day off, you would fish alone, and golf alone, then later eat dinner by yourself at your local McDonald's using coupons. For a nightcap you would eat a box of expired candy while falling asleep on your favorite chair.

by Your buddy Ty October 23, 2012

general kenobi

the only response for hello there

hello there

general kenobi

by nkljlhhiohoihi9o July 10, 2020

kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.

Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."

by TopBun November 25, 2016

KenWeal

KenWeal is a clothing company that will be designing: urban wear, outer wear, casual wear and MUCH MORE.

In 2006 September 11, Kenneth Weal was diagnosed with a illness called Systemic lupus erythematosus (SLE), class V lupus glomerulonephritis with Nephritic syndrome at the age of sixteen. Systemic lupus affected his kidneys which caused him to have kidney disease. It got worst because it turned into Stage 3 kidney disease, which almost killed him. Most people don't live long with this illness

In January 2007, Ken was released from the hospital. He spent 1 week in October, 3 days in November and then 3 weeks in December/January (missing family birthday celebrations, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Years Eve and and New Years Day) – while Ken was in the hospital for those weeks, he was also diagnosed with High Blood Pressure & Diabetes because he was on so much medication just to keep the lupus stable.He just had a name but he wanted a logo to represent his life and his business. Ken came up with 2 ideas on using an eagle and a crown The crown on the eagles head represents That Kenneth Weal is the king of his sickness ,he doesn’t allow the illness to run his life. The letters KW on the crown represents His initials/KenWeal. The 6 diamonds on the KenWeal crown represents the age 16 when he was diagnosed with systemic lupus and kidney disease. The eagle represents: Strength to soar and Kenneth sees himself soaring as a child of God.

doctors told KenWeal that he had a 70 percent chance of dying… give God the glory and smile.” After his mother told him that he was stuck and shocked because he did not know that. To this day, Kenneth is grateful that his mother Kenneth is grateful that his mother did not share that information with him when he was in the hospital because he would have gave up. When he snapped out of being shocked, he said “God left me on earth for a reason… When Kenneth said that a couple of seconds later, he heard a small still voice say “Get back to designing.”Years later, KenWeal is still growing and Kenneth is healed from high blood pressure, diabetes and Stage 3 kidney disease. Kenneth Weal sees himself as a symbol of hope and example of God’s incredible power.

KenWeal Clothing

P.O. BOX 1479

Bronx, NY 10451

by Blu_leef January 23, 2023