Jon Ison

The most masculine and sexually arousing male ever to roam the planet

Person 1: Hey did you see Jon Ison today?
Person 2: *cums*

by WillThatGuy June 5, 2024

Jon

Jon is the kindest, most compassionate, caring, understanding, funny, loving, goofy, cute person you'll ever meet. He has the most gorgeous, white, pearly smile, that is so contagious, within a matter of seconds you'll be smiling too. He is physically very cute, with beautiful brown eyes, big dimples, tan skin and very tall. He is very affectionate vocally and gives the best cuddles and kisses, that make you feel so loved. He has the most amazing heart someone could ever have and is always determined to do his best. He is someone who is very understanding and wishes everyone the best in any circumstance. He is a family orientated person who is a mamma's boy. His goofiness is adorable and you will constantly have fun. He is very accepting and you never feel like you need to change your personality for him. He has the best sense of humour and will continue to make you laugh. He never wants you to feel down and will always check up on you too make sure you feel happy and safe. He is an amazing boyfriend who is charming and loving.

Jon will never fail to amaze you!

by Starstar_05 September 7, 2020

Jon

The world’s most okayest brother.
Might never come out of the game room.
Always eats all the food, but is a good cook and it makes up for it.
Boy scout extraordinaire.

“Jon took all the food to the game room, and ate it all.”
“He’s making dinner though, which makes up for it. He makes a mean salmon.”

by Notmyname523 December 20, 2020

jon samuels

The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.

He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.

by Mexican in disguise May 31, 2017

jon ebling

The act of taking your friends used condoms and drinking the man milk you squeezed into it.

Did you see what Jon ebling did to dons used condom.

by Ligmaballs86 November 8, 2019

Jon

Jon is a person who is attractive and funny. Jon will also say sexual jokes and comments. They always care for the people around them. He cares for his girl and friends (practically family). He will go to the ends of the Earth if he truly cares about you.

I need a Jon in my life.

by Escantiawapa September 7, 2021

Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people

ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan

by Your a Nigga February 17, 2021