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Joel

He’s an absolute fruity don and if not careful will clap your mums left clit till soggy. If you don’t use your words carefully around him he will grab your knob and tie it into a knot
:bully”hey Joel give me your sperm you jumbo sized mug” :Joel”who the fuck do you think your talking to”. :Joel”*ties knob into the shape of a giraffe
by Bobs a dollop November 23, 2021
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Joel

just egg in he
by @sophiedeanx March 1, 2023
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joel

Joel is a dude who is incredibly annoying and gay.
person 1: "u know joel?"
person 2: "oh yeah? the incredibly annoying gay dude?"
person 1: "yeah him!"
by tea_cup0 March 27, 2023
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Joel Jose

Usually around 6ft and has extremely strict indian parents, usually claims he gets a lot of attraction from females when he actually get 0. Is a decent friend to have but he usually caps way too much on random as things. He also get some pretty bad grades and looks below average. He also occasionally hits the gym and benches around 60 kgs. He also claims he has a very big penis when in real life its slightly below average.
Friend 1: Yo, u coming to the movies tonight we watching harry potter.
Friend 2: na im a Joel Jose i dident tell my parents 3 months ago.
by Dhyan_patel April 1, 2023
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Joel

A Blind smeared goat that's completely a dunce and retarded and sits at home, and is a freeloader. He also claims other people's assets when they were hard for it
Your being a joel right now
by Abrahambamidele July 18, 2024
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Joel

He does not follow the rules. He is the one running the chaos, sitting behind that computer.. watching it unfold. He is the reason everything is going chaotic. He is the one running it all.

Also known as the game-master of the 2024 video game Helldivers 2 who runs the galactic war and makes MOs, starts defenses, etc
"Oh god this world is so chaotic right now.."
"Blame Joel!"
"Blame who?"
"Joel! He's the reason why everything is chaotic!"
by isntdylanvibing July 25, 2024
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Joel Mingle

Everyone knows Joel Mingle, He's Fit
by AJTHEBOLD July 29, 2024
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