Joel Edwards

The king of the valleys

Yeah I’m joel edwards mate

by Cunt Destroyer123 November 27, 2021

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joel

A clumsy, unclean fellow, small and childish, known for scratching himself in public. Joel is often a drunkard and cannot live without his ale.

omg joel, not here

by David Wench Varghese February 17, 2025

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It is a sex move when a guy named Joel is fucking a girl (alternating holes) who is on her period, nuts in her ass and proceeds to scoop up the juices with one hand and simultaneously slaps her with the juicy hand and his cock on either side of her face, then he proceeds to make out with her.

“She wouldn’t shut up about her ex so I gave her a nice sloppy Joel”

by Chilling gorilla69 February 23, 2022

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joel-like

a morbidly obese man with shitty greasy poodle like hair

wow that man in McDonald's is very joel-like

by al3x_col33 December 15, 2023

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Joel

Joel’s are a real douche. They slowly win over people’s heart but in reality do not care about the person. It’s only a matter of time before they break another girls heart. And then they just move onto the next girl as if nothing ever happened. Joel’s will pretend to be there for you but won’t really be helpful in a time of need. They will use phrases like “it’s gonna be okay” or “don’t cry”, but really they are just trying to seem like a good boyfriend. If you have a joel in your life, I feel sorry for you. Take action before something happens and your heart is broken.

Girl #1: Hey who’s that hot new kid?
Girl #2: Oh that’s joel. He’s a douche.

Girl #1: Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.

by Lex_Amercir.93 June 26, 2019

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