Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016

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Bean Jar

Alternate name for the female gentalia.

''Dude, I totally put my Pork Sword in her Bean Jar...''

by PeeBen December 29, 2011

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jar pause

Waiting to drop money into a tip jar until the person/people you are tipping are looking on, thus ensuring they witness your act of generosity. Not to be confused with "jar paws".

"The cashier had her back turned when I took out my tip money, so I totally jar paused."

by caseyLA February 08, 2007

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boobies jar

1. a jar of boobies

2. the most terrific account run by the most excellent user ! 😊

A: Oi did you see boobies jar’s new post LMFAO 😭
S: NYAAJSKDKJDJD PLSSSSS 💀💀

by pickledboobs November 21, 2021

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jar fly

the type of girl that will scrape a jar after the mix is cooked off ; the smell of the ether is what attracts them. Typically located in Hillsboro Ohio

when I am out shaking a bottle there is always jar fly's swarming about

by Kingspade93 July 01, 2022

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