Joke Poke

Having sex with a undesirable girl (in most cases fat or ugly) just because you're horny and your options are limited.

I got some joke poke last night. That bitch weighed 300 pounds if she weighed a 1000.

by nihuddy82 July 7, 2009

open joke

Opposite to a private joke, a joke which anyone can join in with at any time. However, because of the possible scale of an open joke, it is much easier to kill and gets old much faster than a private joke.

Due to the nature of an open joke, specific times, people or places are usually not crucial to its execution.

Guy #1: Do you think anyone gets these references?
Guy #2: Not as far as I know. Sometimes I think it would be funnier to use an open joke here, then everyone could join in.
Guy #1: Yeah, but I find this funnier.
Steve: ...

by Nottel Inyu March 29, 2010

Dex Joke

A joke that is intended to be funny but isn't.

Oh, that is such a Dex Joke.

by Anitram May 24, 2014

lightbulb joke

A type of stupid joke which is usually "How many (insert type of person the writer hates) does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer is always something insulting.

Idiot who makes lightbulb jokes: How many Beliebers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one to hold it in and two to spin the ladder round! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Gets slapped in the face*

by schoolequalsboredom October 6, 2013

Blow that for a joke

Express vehement distain, disgust or exasperation with the options given to you.

Commonly used by older and/or rural New Zealand and Australian men. 'blow' means 'to blow up' (as in explode) or 'blow away' and does not carry any sexual connotation.

John: 'The car's out of petrol. Looks like we're going to be stuck here'

Jeff: 'Blow that for a joke - I'm walking'

by porjo January 27, 2013

selfie joke

A term used by idiot old ladies and moms that means a joke that only you laugh at.

Are you going to be a comedian and make selfie jokes?

by HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA December 23, 2013

racial jokes

is a type of discrimination or offence on a person colour, skin,tone etc. used to hurt others physically and mentally.

eg. 1st person. A friend of mines got in trouble for punching a Africa American women. In his defence ,he was told to go to home depot to get a black and a decker. 2nd person . That is a awesome joke. You should upload that on racial jokes .

by adrikins23 September 23, 2019