Blue jeans

Blue jeans - the common act of shitting oneself

Dave was in the bar in Spain and blue jeans himself all over the Jack's. What a Pig.

by Burto2 November 10, 2018

gloria jeans

The place to hang out and shit but we just go to drink some hot chocolate and get a bite to eat and then go out and get piised and the place to work out what we are guna do in the night.

Tommo:Oi josh lets go to gloria jeans
Josh: yeah ay i fell like a hot chocolate and we will work out where to get pissed

by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

jean machine

a denim jacket or more popularly known as a canadian tuxedo. Worn by Canadians and truckers.

darn, i left my pack of marlboro 100's in the pocket of my jean machine. oh well, i think ill listen to the smokey and the bandit soundtrack again.

by ntl ben November 23, 2004

Punched in the Jeans

To be punched in the area wear most wear their jeans. They can be on your legs or on the clothes line, it doesn't matter, because they will still be punched.

You were Punched in the Jeans so bad, they will wished they were shorts!

by Symbi0te9759 June 2, 2010

Jean Kirstein

A horse faced piece of shit

Man, Jean Kirstein is a horse.

by K ill yoda April 11, 2017

Jean-Marc

A boy who commits incest with his sister. French and creepy.

Jean-Marc: Hey, Celine, want to go in the closet and play a little "horsey?"
Celine: Yes, brother, of course!

by Celine<3IncestBoy December 28, 2011

Jean-Marc

Some say this exotic creature bounds with glorious pride down the street, others say he commits necrophilia with dead animals.

If you torrent Jean-Marc you will be arrested for distribution of child pornography.

"Don't Jean-Marc me boy."g

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend."

by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016