joke killer

The person(s) in a group of friends or co-workers that all too often will end a funny strand of joke so terribly that it will seem intentional. The "killer" should be ridiculed for a large quantity of time after the kill, and to be presented with this definition and a right-handed slap of the face.

Dan "man shes so fat they're gonna have to open both doors to get her in."

Friends "LOL!"

Killer "ya and she prolly has to tighten her belt too! lol!"

EVERYBODY "wow wtf was that...stupid joke killer, go kill yourself"

by IceCreamPIMP May 15, 2006

Joke Poke

Having sex with a undesirable girl (in most cases fat or ugly) just because you're horny and your options are limited.

I got some joke poke last night. That bitch weighed 300 pounds if she weighed a 1000.

by nihuddy82 July 08, 2009

racial jokes

is a type of discrimination or offence on a person colour, skin,tone etc. used to hurt others physically and mentally.

eg. 1st person. A friend of mines got in trouble for punching a Africa American women. In his defence ,he was told to go to home depot to get a black and a decker. 2nd person . That is a awesome joke. You should upload that on racial jokes .

by adrikins23 September 23, 2019

Dex Joke

A joke that is intended to be funny but isn't.

Oh, that is such a Dex Joke.

by Anitram May 24, 2014

lightbulb joke

A type of stupid joke which is usually "How many (insert type of person the writer hates) does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer is always something insulting.

Idiot who makes lightbulb jokes: How many Beliebers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one to hold it in and two to spin the ladder round! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Gets slapped in the face*

by schoolequalsboredom October 01, 2013

selfie joke

A term used by idiot old ladies and moms that means a joke that only you laugh at.

Are you going to be a comedian and make selfie jokes?

by HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA December 24, 2013

Blow that for a joke

Express vehement distain, disgust or exasperation with the options given to you.

Commonly used by older and/or rural New Zealand and Australian men. 'blow' means 'to blow up' (as in explode) or 'blow away' and does not carry any sexual connotation.

John: 'The car's out of petrol. Looks like we're going to be stuck here'

Jeff: 'Blow that for a joke - I'm walking'

by porjo January 27, 2013