monkeyman in the can

A hairy grease man who sits on the jon while wet chunks silently slip out his butt cheeks. Usually seen sipping anus juice.

Artie lived in the toilet, where the Monkeyman in the can squatted his bare cheeks and released hot butt mud onto Artie's unsuspecting face.

by Monkey milfred September 9, 2006

Canned Heat

The experience before farting. The location of a fart before evacuating the anus. The passing of gas.

Careful! I just released some Canned Heat.
Wow, who just opened the Canned Heat in here.
I gotta hit the john and crack open this Canned Heat I got goin on.

by Busta Cherries October 2, 2008

i can

I want you in my life

There is no way i can let you go

by Krkič July 7, 2020

Emma Canning

The inhabitants of Earth rarely see such a graceful beauty. She is known to entertain the gods with her grace, beauty and eloquence. With those lovely soft brown eyes of her she could make a shark hearts melt like butter. Those in the company of her often at times feel at peace and most of all feel loved.

She's as beautiful as emma canning

by mf- November 3, 2009

Beans in a can

When a guy sticks his balls in a females ass

She enjoyed thats beans in a can

by BIG BEANER November 2, 2006

can handle

the act of shitting into another human's ass via a small connecting tube.

When he put the tube up my ass, I thought the gerbil was next. Turns out the motherfucker just wanted to can handle me. What a shitty mess!

by Gaydar Love October 24, 2003

can of douche

someone who is a douche bag in the worst possible way.

"Jesse is such a can of douche for egging your car"

"If douche came in a can, Chip would be in that can. Can of douche is what they would call him"

by the BORDAWG April 19, 2006