Village Idiot

A dangerous alcoholic drink consumed by idiots. Usually consists of Gin (50ml) and Vodka (50ml) with a splash of lemonade and Lime.

Originated from Plymouth, in the UK, during the summer of 2002 in celebration of George Bush and Tony Blair's excellent foreign policy decisions. The Village Idiot has since become a popular drink in New Zealand and the Kingdom state of Bhutan.

The most 'Village Idiots' consumed by one human being has never been documented as it's very difficult to count after three of four.

Three village idiots please barman

by Captain Cheese Head September 25, 2010

Idiot dumb

Someone that isn't just dumb or just an idiot but they're the dumbest idiot you've ever met.

"Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montauge are HUGE idiot dumbs"

by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009

idiotic bean

when someone is so stupid that you pass out

your such an idiotic bean

by mnbjkl January 20, 2021

little idiot

A fun term describe kids about 5 or below that for the ways they can act, fall, or just generally find happiness in the smallest of childhood pleasures.

Can’t wait to have a bunch of my own little idiots running around one day

by A soon to be father September 20, 2020

Idiotic table

like the periodic table but with a list of names commonly given to idiots

Tyler is the first name on the idiotic table

by Brikota June 15, 2018

following the idiot

When someone doesn't think for themself.

I told him don't follow the idiot when he tried to implement the new process and his only reason was because he was told that process from someone else. Otherwise you are following the idiot.

by @dontfollowidiot January 4, 2014

The Idiot Factor

The result of 1- to 3-star reviews written by idiots who don't know how to use a product on an online store's website. Always take this into consideration when weighing user reviews.

dipshit245 says:
Title: hurrrr i dont no how 2 settings
**1-star review**
Body: its like the settings is invisible! i need to no how 2 settings! fix pls!

And that everyone, is the idiot factor in action.

by n_s_s_sporto July 8, 2016