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Village Idiot

A dangerous alcoholic drink consumed by idiots. Usually consists of Gin (50ml) and Vodka (50ml) with a splash of lemonade and Lime.

Originated from Plymouth, in the UK, during the summer of 2002 in celebration of George Bush and Tony Blair's excellent foreign policy decisions. The Village Idiot has since become a popular drink in New Zealand and the Kingdom state of Bhutan.

The most 'Village Idiots' consumed by one human being has never been documented as it's very difficult to count after three of four.
Three village idiots please barman
by Captain Cheese Head September 25, 2010
mugGet the Village Idiotmug.

idiotic bean

when someone is so stupid that you pass out
your such an idiotic bean
by mnbjkl January 20, 2021
mugGet the idiotic beanmug.

Idiot dumb

Someone that isn't just dumb or just an idiot but they're the dumbest idiot you've ever met.
"Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montauge are HUGE idiot dumbs"
by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009
mugGet the Idiot dumbmug.

little idiot

A fun term describe kids about 5 or below that for the ways they can act, fall, or just generally find happiness in the smallest of childhood pleasures.
Can’t wait to have a bunch of my own little idiots running around one day
by A soon to be father September 20, 2020
mugGet the little idiotmug.

Idiotic table

like the periodic table but with a list of names commonly given to idiots
Tyler is the first name on the idiotic table
by Brikota June 15, 2018
mugGet the Idiotic tablemug.

Certified idiot

There are two meanings :

First the person is an idiot and it was confirmed by many people or just an evidence.

The other meaning is that, the person is certified in a study or a job. But this person doesn't really deserve the title.
1. She even failed to the easiest test ! she is a certified idiot.
2. Although he has a degree in business administration, the enterprise is bankrupt. He is just a certified idiot.
by Kôfboay September 27, 2021
mugGet the Certified idiotmug.

You Are An Idiot

A pop up virus including 3 smiley faces with a text written in times new roman saying "You are an idiot!" with a small exclamation point. If you allow pop ups, 6 windows spawn they will bounce all around your screen, closing will cause to spawn even more windows. Using the Alt+F4 key just spawns an error message saying you are an idiot!
This is called a virus, but it is not since it is based in JS code.
I just went on You Are An Idiot and got my computer damaged that i had to restart it.
by dswqsa895 January 8, 2023
mugGet the You Are An Idiotmug.

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