Monster House

Verb

To punch/kick/thump/etc. someone so hard that it breaks a giant hole in them, then fill it with concrete to make sure said part is haunted for eternity

"Jim stole your Girlfriend"

"i'm going to monster house his bumole!!!"

by THATKIDCHALKIE April 15, 2014

Bless this House

When you go visit someone's house and the first thing you do when you arrive is head straight to the bathroom to poop.

Joan: Welcome to my house.
Biff: Thanks, where's your bathroom, I need to bless this house.

by DanHomer December 13, 2007

Black House

What the White House was renamed to after Barack Obama was elected the new president.

Whitehouse.gov is the official web site for the Black House and President Barack H. Obama, the 44th President of the United States.

by blibbertibs March 29, 2009

Witch House

The best and one of the darkest genres of electronic that didn't deserve to die.

2022 will be the year Witch House makes a comeback!

by K-Dogg1 April 17, 2021

House intro

The situation of someone having dizzy spells, hallucinations, or other medical symptoms before collapsing and requiring hospital care. Named after the acclaimed medical drama.

Dave: Stop jogging, I'm getting lightheaded and I'm feeling faint.

Steve: You'd better sit down. I don't want this to become a House intro.

by JackTracker December 18, 2008

Dark House

A game normally played while under the influence. Meanwhile sitting in the dark with several people reminiscing and telling stories.

"Ah last we played dark house. "

by unforgettablek November 14, 2011

House rape

When people show up at your house without permission. Living, sleeping, or just annoying the shit out of you.

Our friend was visiting from out of the country for a few weeks, stayed longer and now her boyfriend is still house raping us.

Our friend got "too drunk to drive" and decided to stay "long enough" to "sober up" and house raped us.

Our friends house rape us because our stuff is better than theirs.

by better than my friends December 12, 2010