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eat the house

To go on an eating binge that starts slowly with one snack and doesn't stop ends until your stomach physically hurts and almost all the food in your entire apartment is gone.
"Ugh, I feel so sick." "Well, don't fucking eat the house next time."

"I'd really like to go out to dinner, too bad I already ate the house."
by jlovehug May 10, 2009
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Bless this House

When you go visit someone's house and the first thing you do when you arrive is head straight to the bathroom to poop.
Joan: Welcome to my house.
Biff: Thanks, where's your bathroom, I need to bless this house.
by DanHomer December 13, 2007
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Black House

What the White House was renamed to after Barack Obama was elected the new president.
Whitehouse.gov is the official web site for the Black House and President Barack H. Obama, the 44th President of the United States.
by blibbertibs March 29, 2009
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HOUSE MOUSE

A person (usually a female) who comes to your house and cleans? And does your laundry and takes care of you? Like a wife would cook dinner and then she leaves. She does what she came to do and then she's gone not to be seen or heard from until it's time to do it again. This is what an actual house mouse is All these other definitions. I mean some of them are pretty close but most of them are pretty far off.
Renta wife for a short time.

Person 1: My house mouse is coming over to clean up the mess later.

Person 2: your pet, cleans? Normally people date girls for that.
Person 1: she's like a rent, a girlfriend she comes. She does what I need her to do and then she leaves. She's not a pet, although she could be temporarily.
Person 2: well dang I need a house mouse!

, pretty girl who listens and caters to a master for a short time then leaves
by Whiitegirl September 14, 2022
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nans house

Having you loose your virginity through having sex with a minor boy, who is younger than you and that you don’t want anyone to know that your doing it. Afterwords you play it off pretending to all your friends that it never happened and your still a virgin.
Beck is going to her nans house tommorrow. She’s gonna have a good time their with John.
by Tomdickandharrymate October 8, 2017
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House a joint

Jamal: You wanna get some munch?
Marquis: Yeah, I was gonna go house a joint from 7-11 anyways
by Lil clit November 19, 2017
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VeggieTales in the House

A sequel/reboot that is substantially worse than the original.
"Teen Titans Go is a VeggieTales in the House of Teen Titans."

"Madden 20 is a VeggieTales in the House of Madden 08."
by agvids January 6, 2021
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