Hot Pocket

Slang for concealed carrying a firearm in a hoodie.
You really trina talk to me like that right now? You really think I'm walking around without a Hot Pocket?
by Chrick the Rapper December 15, 2017
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Hot pocket

When a female gets booked into custody with drugs stashed in her vagina.
Passat! Hey You! ... Did you come in here with a hot pocket? We could really use a fix!
by Detroitbluegirl November 20, 2021
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Hot Pocket

When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.
Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!
by JenNealTX January 13, 2015
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triple hot pocket sundae

"What should we eat for lunch?"
"A triple hot pocket sundae of course!"
"..What the fuck are you talking about?"
by hotmanwhoishot March 20, 2021
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Anime hot pocket

When your friend is watching hentai and you come up behind him and shove a 2tb usb drive of child porn up his ass
by Teamcarrytoxic June 4, 2018
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Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.
OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.
by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020
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Fupa Hot Pocket

The fat folds between a woman's belly thats filled with lint and sweat.
Kate's fupa Hot Pocket was nasty and smelled like sweat.
by Pookie01201 September 9, 2021
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