Burn's French Horn

A sexual act ( either given or recieved), when a person fist Ur anus while giving u felatio. Resembles someone playing a French horn.

Robert told me that his slutty friend Megan must have played in marching band, because she can play a mean Burn's French horn.

by J. Free November 27, 2011

Gibby Horne

He is really cool and all the best looking ladies love him. He is intelligent and wears a backwards hat. Haters like Riley are jealous of this awesome boy. He is also an awesome friend. :)

Gibby Horne is the best person alive!

by 12StepKid May 23, 2019

Rusty French Horn

To eat a girl's ass while fingering her as if you were cupping a french horn while playing it.

I did the Rusty French Horn after the Opera.

by Kilowog1 April 25, 2008

mexican french horn

Term for leaf blowers, such as those used by gardeners.

Wow, it's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican french horns.

by dannyb December 24, 2007

Darryl Van Horne

He gets to you. He's dark and dangerous, and exciting and mysterious. He arrives on a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirrs up sex and trouble.

gotta love him.

Joanna: Did you hear about the guy who just bought the mansion?

Roxy: Ya, I heard his name is Darryl Van Horne. Hes hot and rich.

Kat: Perfect.

by Karmas UH byotch January 17, 2010

Tree Horn Worshipper

Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.

Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.

Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.

Dude, don't hang out with her, I've heard she's a total tree horn worshipper.

by treehornworshipper December 28, 2011

alaskan bugle horn

The sexual act where a female performs oral sex on a male. Upon male ejaculation the female pushes the semen out of her nostrils in a solid stream.

It was obvious that Greg has recieved an Alaskan Bugle Horn as Janet had semen streaming from her nostrils.

by The Purple Flute April 22, 2017