Hooker-Face

The planet that holds home to all Whorgans. A planet made primarily of mountains of syphilis and rolling plains of Ghonorhea. Fun to visit, but be warned, once you visit you will be on anti-biotics for the remainder of your life. Most common illness on planet Hooker-Face is GhonasyphihepilAIDS (A, B, and C).

"Dang, that was fun, but after my trip to Hooker-Face I can no longer get rid of this rash!"

by MegaMed April 5, 2010

hooker

1. A street prostitute.

2. A disgusting skank whore.

3. Any woman, if you have enough money.

"I got AIDS from a hooker."

"Nicki Minaj is a hooker with AIDS."

"I offered (insert woman's name) a million dollars, yada yada yada, I came in that hooker's mouth."

by Blackburne September 20, 2012

hooped

Can't be bothered, Can't be assed

As hoop is a slang for your ass, instead of "can't be assed" you "can't be hooped"

by James Macleod May 17, 2006

John Lee Hooker

A cocktail consisting of an addmixture of Scotch, Bourbon, and Beer.

Holy shit, I can't believe I just drank a John Lee Hooker.

by Sensei Toothpick April 30, 2009

hoopeehoo

A person who casts horse manure and says that "it's basically just hay!"

that dung thrower is a regular hoopeehoo

by yrjö viides January 6, 2004

hooker-bitch

a word used to describe a girl that you really, really don't like, when "fat bitch" just won't suffice.

coming home from work to see your boyfriend in bed with your best friend, she is such a hooker-bitch!!!!

by emma gough October 9, 2006

hooker

A person who give sex for drugs. Toxicomane.

Hey, did you see that prostitute on the street? Yeah but he is not doing it for the money, she is a hooker.

by JewsWorldOrder. March 23, 2016