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Hood Rats 

Females who have greasy hair, dress slutty, smell bad, act like a ghetto bitch, get in other peoples business, have mustaches and there fat stomachs hang out of there shirt that is too small. Drugs are also a common staple. STD's are a part of life.

Sign of hood rats afoot, needles for shooting up there herion. drip marks on the ground from there greasy hair, trash left wherever they have been, loud obnoxiuos laughs, yappity voices that annoy you, seamen covered cerian wrap because they can afford condoms.
Andrew-Hey Matt lets go find us some Hood Rats to fuck!
Matt- Nah man im good i dont feel like getting Herpigonacifilaids.
Hood Rats by Phaty Matty September 4, 2007
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Well, Billy, that sure was some crazy hoodang we had the other night!
hoodang by El Ninja May 31, 2004

beetle hood 

Camel toe, moose knuckle, vertical taco, the vulva
look at the beetle hood on that chick... you could park your bike in it
beetle hood by Barnaldo the Chez January 5, 2005

Hood Shopping 

Removing oneself from one's comfortable, suburban, white lifestyle for the day, by going shopping in one's local hood with a group of friends to take advantage of the ridiculously inexpensive clothing stores. The experience can be augmented by trying on flat brimmed hats, blasting hip hop on the way down, and dining at such hood quality institutions as McDonalds or Pop-eyes.
"Nice new purse Tracey! What store in the mall did you buy it from??"
"Bitch please! They don't have this shit at the mall, you have to go hood shopping to find this kind of fly-ass style! I got this and a matching hooker heels for $10! Gosh I love the hood!"
Hood Shopping by aaaPp October 14, 2008
v. (1) your body being stared at, with careful attention to the tits and ass done by ghetto males. Usually done with mouth open and/or accompanied by a comment such as, "Day-um! or "Okay, okay" or the stereotypical, "How you doin'?"

(2) a ghetto eyefuck
"I just got hood looked 3 times coming over here."
A feline that is regularly seen around the neighbourhood.
"Hey! Look at that big white cat."
"Oh, yeah, that's just MacGyver, he's the local Hood Cat."
Hood Cat by Hood Cats Australia January 27, 2012

knobbin-hood

Someone who has gone way above and beyond the call of duty to be a total dickwad
I can't believe that cop gave me a 250 dollar speeding ticket. What a knobbin-hood