A jaw droppingly obscene sex act involving a set of moose antlers, a jug of Maple Syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Last night at that party over in Queen's West, they showed a porno of someone actually doing Canada's History! I thought it was just an urban legend, eh?
by ColbertSlave February 4, 2010
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by JustGaveUHerpes February 4, 2010
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Person B: "Fuck yeah! I got her to do the Canada's History!"
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by mystikraven February 4, 2010
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