Hard Norman

To kill someone and make an ornamental beer stein out of their skull, complete with handle. To do this you would simply take the victims skull (after completely skinning it of course), then smashing a huge crater into the top of the skull. Simply attach handle and use as a drinking vessel.
Oh man, I really hate that fucking duchebag over there. I want to make him my next Hard Norman project.

If you don't shut the fuck up right now, I am gonna fuck you up the Hard Norman way.

Somebody once tried to pull the Hard Norman on Chuck Norris (aka Vincent Van Gogh) and ended up doing it to themselves instead
by J&S Productions June 05, 2009
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try hard

Someone who has no fun in a video game and just tries to win and is very toxic
Jimmy is a try hard at fortnite
by Beater Peter April 10, 2019
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Hard stroking

When you are grinding on your sex partner while your hard penis is inside their mouth or butthole or vagina stroking them or it can also be during a handjob when she grips your erect penis tighter and harder and continues to stroke your cock
Then she spit on my cock and griped my dick hard to and started hard stroking she said I want your cum load all over my face she opens her mouth and stuck her tounge out and dude I came all over her face
by Goozoozfrabaa September 01, 2019
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Hard to the Hole

Aggressively pursuing someone you find attractive.
So how did your date go? Did you put on the full court press? Yea, I went hard to the hole.
by G Ward July 13, 2005
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Ed Hard-on

When you have a badazzled dick and get an erection
My Ed hard-on stunned her in more than one way.

She asked me where i got my penis designed, and i replied it's an Ed Hard-on.
by Sir Hard-on the 1st October 13, 2011
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hard body

1) An attractive female with an athletic physique. This usually describes a woman who goes to a gym to control and define her body's shape, but not necessarily the extreme muscles of a female body builder.

2) a Physically attractive person.
She's one hard body.
by anim8er June 20, 2006
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