by Smoochmagooch16 March 23, 2010
An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.
"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.
by sean henny September 06, 2010
by Bryguy98 February 11, 2018
chase licks gooch This word comes from the tribe called the chasenolikepussyians....The word chase licks gooch means to lick ones skin between the all mighty dangling scrotum and the endless pit of bung.
by Steven Allbright April 14, 2005
when a girl has long disgusting gooch hair. The hair is not only long but catches dingleberrys, and smells like hot sauna sweat.
Ex.
adam:yo did you get with that girl last night?
gomez:na bro she has "wooki gooch hair"
adam:no please stop talking.
gomez:dude..NEVER again!
adam:yo did you get with that girl last night?
gomez:na bro she has "wooki gooch hair"
adam:no please stop talking.
gomez:dude..NEVER again!
by dilferdue January 03, 2013
An old folktale that came from japan many centuries ago. Mainly, it means that u have a stanky gooch that spreads throughout the butthole, and the testes, creating a sushi odor.
"Sir would you like to try our new special?"
"Sure, what would that be?"
"Fresh from the stove, hand made sushi gooch"
"YEA!"
"Sure, what would that be?"
"Fresh from the stove, hand made sushi gooch"
"YEA!"
by Area 51 March 05, 2005
The guilty pleasure a man gets from rubbing his fingers along his unwashed gooch before valiantly sniffing them and nodding his head in approval.
Man 1 - "Hey man, did you just see that guy slyly rub his gooch and then sniff them valiantly, subsequently nodding like that dog of the churchill adverts?"
Man 2 - "Sure did bro. That guy must love a bit of gooch guilty pleasure."
Man 2 - "Sure did bro. That guy must love a bit of gooch guilty pleasure."
by breeski December 15, 2010