I got socks on

It's not gay if you have socks on because you're not fully naked

Ex:Imagine you're gargling ya homies nut sack and you forget to say no homo you good cuz (you) I got socks on.

by I eat ass like Jose Romero April 20, 2018

America's Got Talent

An American TV show based purely on the hardships contestants have faced throughout there lives and not on talent whatsoever. The Judges of the show not only lack The ability to judge true talent, but are not actually Americans themselves.

This is "America's Got Talent"

Judge: "What are you going to do today?"
Contestant: Whistle "Happy Birthday" (starts whistling)
Judge: "I don't think your cut out for the show"
Contestant: "I have terminal cancer"
Judge: "what an emotional story, it's a yes for me"

by TexasChase July 20, 2010

You got screwed.

What you say to your cellmates in central booking when they explain to you why they don't belong there. I recommend you rehearse these words because they can keep you from getting your ass kicked if you ever get arrested.

Really scary woman: He was the one pulling on my hair but the only reason they arrested me was 'cause he looked worse than me after I busted him in the head with that fire hydrant.

Me (meekly): You got screwed.

by genius-girl October 30, 2009

She's got standards

A phrase used by guys to put-down their friends after the friends have been rejected. Can be used jokingly or defensively.

Guy 1: What's her problem?

Guy 2: She's got standards

Guy 3: Don't mess with my sister man, she's got standards.

by Rainchecker22 October 20, 2010

if you've got it, flaunt it

if you have something to show off, like your body, mind, skill, talent, dont keep it to yourself. Show the world!

My grandma used to say to me when i wore that oversize sweater, "honey, I know you got a nice body under there; why you wearing that ugly ass sweater. If you've got it, flaunt it! Here, take my credit card and go shopping at forever 21 honey. do it."

by not a biter December 17, 2018

Obama Got Osama

Will probably be the rallying cry of Obama supporters come the 2012 campaign.

Obama Got Osama...it's awfully embarrassing for the Bush administration, too, considering the massive amount of time and money they put into the "war on terror" over eight long years.

by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

He's got allergies

A comedic phrase used by students referring to a fake reason a person skipped school.

Teacher: Is Will here today?
Student: No, he's got allergies again.

by HamesJ January 7, 2017