Garvey

To have sexual intercourse on or involving office supplies for 30 seconds to 5 minutes, in other words having a quicky on a bunch of office supplies, or to pleasure somone with an office supply, such as a stapler, for a small amount of time.

Person 1: "Dude, what did u do to that girl last night?"

Person 2: "I fucked her in the office depot supply room for two whole minutes then shoved a stapler in her ass!"

Person 1: "You mean you garveyed the shit out of her?"

Person 2: Precisely.

by quickeesonofficesupplieslolz September 6, 2010

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My girlfriend gave it to me

The excuse used when you're wearing something completely ridiculous that you would never wear if you had a say in the matter.

For girls this can be expressed as "My boyfriend gave it to me" or however you need to use it.

Friend: What's with the turtle neck, wool, brightly colored Christmas sweater?
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me.

by Sid Barrett February 15, 2008

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I don't give a shit

Something a person will say when they don't care what a person has to say. Phrase is most heavily used by people who are being talked to by a liberal or polititian. The phrase can be tracked as far as the year 1812s when the English told Americans that they are mean and need to give them thier land back. The Americans replied "I dont give a shit".

I don't you fully appreciate on how mass of a scale I dont give a shit.

"Dude I have hepititise c", "I don't give a shit".

"Hey man can I have a drink of your beer," "I don't give a shit".

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 7, 2017

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