Gabe

The art of making decisions without first thinking of the consequences. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Driver: Dude drove over me for no reason.
Spotter: Yeah he definitely was being a Gabe.

by Racer04829 September 16, 2023

Big Gabe

A legend. All those Chuck Norris jokes? They all become true when you replace "Chuck Norris" with "Big Gabe"

dude#1: when chuck norris...

dude#2: nope, big gabe. continue.
dude #1: umm, okay then, when big gabe swims with sharks, the sharks need a cage

by not_a_fish September 20, 2023

Gabe

An absolute stoner who has the biggest sick ever. He’s got 69 secret girlfriends and his real grilfriend knows all of them because she is obsessed with him. He has a massive ass and can eat all pussy in the world. He has the biggest pussy and can slurp your moms. He fucks everyones girlfriend and moms. He even does dads sometimes because they all love him.

That gabe fucked my dad and sister.

by Itsxbkvwzi Dax sfibcdd November 22, 2021

Gabe

top 500 overwatch player

undoubtedly the best overwatch player on the face of the earth.”gabe”

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Gabe

a human man who enjoys getting high and the company of potatoes.

Hey do you see that guy beside those potatoes? Probably a Gabe.

by coolhwhiphwhip November 22, 2021

Gabe

Gabes are usually fatass bumbs who become pedos when they surpass the age of 18. They’re really good at video games and have great taste in music. They’re probably about 6 feet tall and 5 Big Macs over 180. My mans can grow hair like no tomorrow and is packing at least 6 inches. They’re really funny so keep them around to make you laugh until they get caught with a minor. At which point you deny every knowing the guy.

Cop: Are you Gabe’s best friend?

You: I’ve never met this man in my life

by Dr. Oxlong November 21, 2021

Gabe

Gabe is a giant animal with a fat red head that is shaped as a tomato and likes to head butt people

Gabe expects his head going up your butt with tomato juice everywhere

by Wakawakwaka November 29, 2021